{"id":4878,"date":"2017-05-25T01:36:38","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T01:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kinshipradio.org\/home\/?p=4878"},"modified":"2017-12-14T03:13:35","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T03:13:35","slug":"the-salmon-doughnuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kinshipradio.org\/home\/the-salmon-doughnuts\/","title":{"rendered":"The Salmon Doughnuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Dan Jones<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">One morning last week, Allen Jones mentioned on-air that he had marked his three-year anniversary as a Kinship Christian Radio Announcer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Now, it&#8217;s no secret that I like Allen Jones. We have a lot in common. If you&#8217;ve ever met him, you have to admit he often sports some pretty awesome facial hair. He also likes to hunt and fish, and we share the same last name even though we are not related. \u00a0He&#8217;s also mentioned once or twice that he likes this blog, so he&#8217;s got that going for him, too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">But the thing I like best about Allen is the joy of the Lord that is in him. He&#8217;s enthusiastic about Jesus as Lord and Savior! HALLELUJAH! \u00a0In that, I think we share a certain &#8220;kinship,&#8221; if you&#8217;ll pardon an obvious pun.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">So, what would be more appropriate than to help a brother in Christ celebrate such a milestone?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Since my lovely wife is the Head Bookkeeper (and several other impressive things) at Kinship Christian Radio and works with Allen every day, I suggested that she stop somewhere and pick up a doughnut or two for him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">In a moment of fiduciary weakness, I even offered to pay for said pastries.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">My lovely wife informed me that Allen Jones does not eat doughnuts, but instead subsists entirely on a diet of canned salmon and avocados.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">I was aghast.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">The thought of a\u00a0normal, Midwestern, male human being without some kind of allergy to doughnuts who voluntarily elects to live on what I can only imagine to be the diet of some strange, cave-dwelling tropical\u00a0bruin was astounding to me. Canned salmon and&#8230;avocados?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">&#8220;Doesn&#8217;t&#8230;eat&#8230;donuts??&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">&#8220;Yes,&#8221; I was told. She had never seen Allen eat a doughnut nor\u00a0had she ever\u00a0heard of anyone with any knowledge of Allen Jones having ever consumed an actual doughnut. Ever.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Now, as one who could be lured into dance recitals or even possibly the kind of\u00a0movie where women have &#8220;a good cry&#8221;\u00a0with the promise of a single one of those French donuts that look like a tractor wheel, it took some time for me to process this information. \u00a0I was so flabbergasted, I was unable to come up with an alternative way to bless Allen before the opportunity had passed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">So Allen got no doughnuts.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Then, on my way to work on Monday, I head\u00a0Allen Jones talking about this very situation <em>live<\/em> on the <em>radio<\/em> and he confessed that while he eats this super healthy, paleo-bearman diet at <em>work<\/em>, he does succumb to pizza and other &#8220;junk&#8221; food when he is at home, out of the sight of his co-workers and the doughnut-eating public! Although he didn&#8217;t specifically mention doughnuts, I had a very satisfying &#8220;HA! I KNEW IT!&#8221; moment.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">He went on to draw the parallel between Christians who are very good Christians in public, but who maybe fall short of the mark when they are out of sight.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">As usual for Allen, that&#8217;s a very good point. We are all\u00a0like that to some degree and it&#8217;s a very easy temptation to fall into. Just last week, I experienced a very embarrassing and humbling fit of anger over something as silly as a dead car battery.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">But that doesn&#8217;t mean the occasional celebration (yes, even one that includes a doughnut or two) is sinful or wrong. This is Nehemiah 8:10:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Nehemiah said, \u201cGo and enjoy choice food and sweet drinks, and send some to those who have nothing prepared. This day is holy to our Lord. Do not grieve, for the joy of the <span class=\"name\">Lord<\/span> is your strength.\u201d (NIV)<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">The occasion being celebrated here is that, after the walls of Jerusalem had been rebuilt, Ezra the teacher of the law stood on a platform above all the people of Jerusalem with all the priests beside him and read the Book of the Law of Moses to the\u00a0people from daybreak until noon and explained it to them. Their response was to raise their hands, praise the LORD, and shout, &#8220;AMEN! AMEN!&#8221; Then they fell to their faces weeping.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Nehemiah, Ezra, and all the priests told the people this was not the time for weeping. This was a time for celebration! He tells them, &#8220;the joy of the Lord is your strength!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">The joy of the Lord is your strength!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Yes, dear brother Allen, the joy of the LORD is indeed your strength.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Thank you, and thank you to all of those who make Kinship Christian Radio possible, for sharing that strength with all of us who listen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\">Have a doughnut.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net\/v\/t1.0-9\/18581985_10155350695022210_5130881794758328960_n.jpg?oh=ec20a6f642f749a5d09dba47bafa6192&amp;oe=59EA396E\" alt=\"Image may contain: food\" width=\"614\" height=\"460\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\"><strong>Today&#8217;s Praise<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', geneva, sans-serif;\"><strong>So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God. 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